Life Of a Swinging Legend.

muahahaha.... I've decided to come out from my hiding, unlike Saddam who thought that hiding in a hole was a wise idea. Never hide in a hole if you know you are someone great! He may be a legend, but let me tell you, upon reading this, you'll know who's GREATER! Rumuors have it that i'm a joke. Seriously, i do think my life is a joke! I mean, how many girlfriends can a guy have in a lifetime? I have this funny feeling that lots of guys would die to be in my shoes. I have had over 30 girlfriends til now. Can any of you think of any friends who had that many partners before? I seriously doubt so. Egoist huh? But its all facts! Now you are starting to think, this fella here is a little over the top and so 'easy' , but i'm not all that! In fact, those 30 girls, i've only slept with maybe say 7 to 8 of them. I think with statistics like that, i do not qualify for the 'EASY' category huh? Now, questions questions!!!! Thats whats on everybody's head!! Questions like, 'How the hell does he do that?' , 'Is he clean?' , 'Is he such a great lover?' etc. ANSWERS! How the hell do i do it? Easy...... Charm her! Be spontaneus! Float her in the air and lightly drop her on to a bed of roses! Be as understanding as possible though you can't give in too much. Make her feel important but yet not so important. If gals can give guys the HOT n Cold treatment, guys too can play the same game! Afterall, life's a gamble. Oh fuck, forgot bout one important thing. Fucking don try to be overly desperate yeah! Even me as a guy despise that! Losers out there, get a hold on to it! Now, am i clean? I am very clean! As a matter of fact, i bring my HIV report everywhere i go, just in case i'm about to hit on a chiq. Relax.... doctors seldom lie. If any of you still have doubts, I'm an avid condom fan! I'll buy condoms, use it during sex and take it off half-way thru sex! I utilise but never violate the condom. So after all these... i guess i cleared all doubts about me being a super lover boy eh? Hmmm... still doubting? Solutions to problems.... try it for yourself if you really wanna know! I mean, with all that experience in this game, how bad can i be?


#Cleary this story does not depict my life so far. Category: Strictly Fictional#