My Life As A Swinger.
Was having my cuppa tea with my gang of cool dudes n dides ( a legend's term for female dudes) and had an idea for my next blog. Now that i've already announced that i'm a legendary swinger, i might as well let u people out there know how i live my life as a legendary swinger. Potential emulators, sit back and soak it all in!
My fucking day starts at 7 a.m. Hafta be early.... ' the early bird catches the worm'. First things first.... check out my 'out of bed' look. Look attentively at my hair/face.... cause this is the most natural look. I would say, it is the 'real' YOU! Soon after that, i'm off for a warm shower. Get dressed and before leaving the room, puts on a MASK! C'mon.... seriously! Everybody puts on a mask. There is no such thing as the 'real' you out in public.
Will normally be in the office by 9a.m. Check my mail, see if any chiq sends me shit. Unfortunately, for the past few months, i've been receiving Multiply's alert message. No such luck with hi-tech hook up. After that, i'll be kept busy thru the day with agendas agendas and agendas! My normal working hour ends at 6p.m. but due to my 'enormous dedication' to my work i stay on til around 7plus8.
The drive home is approx. an hour long drive from office. While on the way home, the swinger's phone's name list is constantly being scrolled. Work is work, but once i'm done with it, i'm on the prowl again! Will then proceed to make some calls, arranging dinner dates. After a hard day's work, it feels good when u have someone who appreciates good company! Good company? Fuck, it comes in a package rite? I pay for dinner, i am cute, i am fun, and i am sexy. The chiqs will then draw attention thru me! Its all good! Sigh.... the sad thing is, i end up eating dinner alone. Somehow, something must have went wrong somewhere. Fret not! Research is in process even as we speak. The day's coming to an end.... and yet again, i end up wif my group of cool dudes n dides yum chaing! After that, i come home and my Mask come undone. I am but just another guy who looks better than most!
So this is a day in my life as a Legendary Swinger.
#Clearly this story does not depict my life so far. Category: Strictly Fictional#
My fucking day starts at 7 a.m. Hafta be early.... ' the early bird catches the worm'. First things first.... check out my 'out of bed' look. Look attentively at my hair/face.... cause this is the most natural look. I would say, it is the 'real' YOU! Soon after that, i'm off for a warm shower. Get dressed and before leaving the room, puts on a MASK! C'mon.... seriously! Everybody puts on a mask. There is no such thing as the 'real' you out in public.
Will normally be in the office by 9a.m. Check my mail, see if any chiq sends me shit. Unfortunately, for the past few months, i've been receiving Multiply's alert message. No such luck with hi-tech hook up. After that, i'll be kept busy thru the day with agendas agendas and agendas! My normal working hour ends at 6p.m. but due to my 'enormous dedication' to my work i stay on til around 7plus8.
The drive home is approx. an hour long drive from office. While on the way home, the swinger's phone's name list is constantly being scrolled. Work is work, but once i'm done with it, i'm on the prowl again! Will then proceed to make some calls, arranging dinner dates. After a hard day's work, it feels good when u have someone who appreciates good company! Good company? Fuck, it comes in a package rite? I pay for dinner, i am cute, i am fun, and i am sexy. The chiqs will then draw attention thru me! Its all good! Sigh.... the sad thing is, i end up eating dinner alone. Somehow, something must have went wrong somewhere. Fret not! Research is in process even as we speak. The day's coming to an end.... and yet again, i end up wif my group of cool dudes n dides yum chaing! After that, i come home and my Mask come undone. I am but just another guy who looks better than most!
So this is a day in my life as a Legendary Swinger.
#Clearly this story does not depict my life so far. Category: Strictly Fictional#
posted by Ronald Pang at 6:41 AM
8 Comments:
STRICTLY FICTIONAL????? *sniggers*
it is fictional! wat do u want me to write? my true life experience? HECK.... I'm A FUCKIN VIRGIN!!!
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err.. u're a fuckin virgin? or u love fuckin virgin?
kekekekeek.. errk..
erk?? do i look like a serial lover??? cis!
why u remove a post? hehehe!!! must have admitted something n decided not to publish it.. Haha!!! I agree with aswad.... fuckin A virgin.. *grin*
hehehe.. no comments! i'm not guilty!
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