bahasa melayu as first language??????kiddin....

Its ok if u can speak malay properly but when u can't, don't even try. Direct translation suck. Hoo n me were trying out.... it was terrible, horrible, vegetable! Two bloody apek trying to malay speaking somehow cracks me up...

i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
eh saya hantar u surat elektrik lagi best
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
sudah nampak
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
hahahhaha
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
surat elektrik sudah capai
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
saya sudah berjaya menerima surat tu
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
ada banyak lor...
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
serahkan kepada saya
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
nanti saya kumpul dalam surat dan hantar dgn cara elektrik pada mu
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
hahah
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
ohyah
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
terima kasi bebanyak tu
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
mg bleh jump start kah
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
kelatch tak makan
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
oh tidak mangapa...
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
oh suda bleh
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
karang tengah buat
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
kasi botak buat
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
dia tu pakar mg/mini terbaik di JB
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
tak bolh ... nanti dia mengeluarkan kebolehan(sabo) kereta
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
hahahahhah
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
megacaukan enjin setting
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
ye la....
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
macam sial
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
alamek
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
sedang menuggu twin weber
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
suara yg power tu
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
hahhaa
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
akan datang
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
wraap wraap wraap
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
brooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
saya akan balik (B RB)

I guess i shall just stick to english from now.... i do not discriminate the language but i'm just not fluent wif it! kimak betul...