My Life As A Swinger.

Was having my cuppa tea with my gang of cool dudes n dides ( a legend's term for female dudes) and had an idea for my next blog. Now that i've already announced that i'm a legendary swinger, i might as well let u people out there know how i live my life as a legendary swinger. Potential emulators, sit back and soak it all in!

My fucking day starts at 7 a.m. Hafta be early.... ' the early bird catches the worm'. First things first.... check out my 'out of bed' look. Look attentively at my hair/face.... cause this is the most natural look. I would say, it is the 'real' YOU! Soon after that, i'm off for a warm shower. Get dressed and before leaving the room, puts on a MASK! C'mon.... seriously! Everybody puts on a mask. There is no such thing as the 'real' you out in public.
Will normally be in the office by 9a.m. Check my mail, see if any chiq sends me shit. Unfortunately, for the past few months, i've been receiving Multiply's alert message. No such luck with hi-tech hook up. After that, i'll be kept busy thru the day with agendas agendas and agendas! My normal working hour ends at 6p.m. but due to my 'enormous dedication' to my work i stay on til around 7plus8.
The drive home is approx. an hour long drive from office. While on the way home, the swinger's phone's name list is constantly being scrolled. Work is work, but once i'm done with it, i'm on the prowl again! Will then proceed to make some calls, arranging dinner dates. After a hard day's work, it feels good when u have someone who appreciates good company! Good company? Fuck, it comes in a package rite? I pay for dinner, i am cute, i am fun, and i am sexy. The chiqs will then draw attention thru me! Its all good! Sigh.... the sad thing is, i end up eating dinner alone. Somehow, something must have went wrong somewhere. Fret not! Research is in process even as we speak. The day's coming to an end.... and yet again, i end up wif my group of cool dudes n dides yum chaing! After that, i come home and my Mask come undone. I am but just another guy who looks better than most!
So this is a day in my life as a Legendary Swinger.


#Clearly this story does not depict my life so far. Category: Strictly Fictional#

Life Of a Swinging Legend.

muahahaha.... I've decided to come out from my hiding, unlike Saddam who thought that hiding in a hole was a wise idea. Never hide in a hole if you know you are someone great! He may be a legend, but let me tell you, upon reading this, you'll know who's GREATER! Rumuors have it that i'm a joke. Seriously, i do think my life is a joke! I mean, how many girlfriends can a guy have in a lifetime? I have this funny feeling that lots of guys would die to be in my shoes. I have had over 30 girlfriends til now. Can any of you think of any friends who had that many partners before? I seriously doubt so. Egoist huh? But its all facts! Now you are starting to think, this fella here is a little over the top and so 'easy' , but i'm not all that! In fact, those 30 girls, i've only slept with maybe say 7 to 8 of them. I think with statistics like that, i do not qualify for the 'EASY' category huh? Now, questions questions!!!! Thats whats on everybody's head!! Questions like, 'How the hell does he do that?' , 'Is he clean?' , 'Is he such a great lover?' etc. ANSWERS! How the hell do i do it? Easy...... Charm her! Be spontaneus! Float her in the air and lightly drop her on to a bed of roses! Be as understanding as possible though you can't give in too much. Make her feel important but yet not so important. If gals can give guys the HOT n Cold treatment, guys too can play the same game! Afterall, life's a gamble. Oh fuck, forgot bout one important thing. Fucking don try to be overly desperate yeah! Even me as a guy despise that! Losers out there, get a hold on to it! Now, am i clean? I am very clean! As a matter of fact, i bring my HIV report everywhere i go, just in case i'm about to hit on a chiq. Relax.... doctors seldom lie. If any of you still have doubts, I'm an avid condom fan! I'll buy condoms, use it during sex and take it off half-way thru sex! I utilise but never violate the condom. So after all these... i guess i cleared all doubts about me being a super lover boy eh? Hmmm... still doubting? Solutions to problems.... try it for yourself if you really wanna know! I mean, with all that experience in this game, how bad can i be?


#Cleary this story does not depict my life so far. Category: Strictly Fictional#