Dude, where's my BJ?

Wahahahah... my bro was complaining to me about his sex life. He thinks he's the only one with a problem. Hey, i'm not complaining, am i?

king says:
shit dude... i havent had a gf that can perform good bjs
king says:
pathetic man
life on public display says:
its ok ....
life on public display says:
life sux
life on public display says:
***** cant do it ka?
king says:
shit dat one only once ok... and dat time i still dunno wat is bj or masturbation ok
life on public display says:
ahahahhaha
king says:
cant even enjoy a bj... dun even know how to shoot
king says:
i got bored after like 2 mins
life on public display says:
so u prefer bj than sex itself la
king says:
i dunno.... cant comment cos havent had a power one b4

But then again, how many of us guys out there are able to satisfy our partner's wants and desires? I admit there were times when i couldn't. Fucking died on me! Reason?? Too tired from work and all. Drank too much. Embarassed but its a common men issue. Sometimes we shud just be happy for what we are getting for we might not even get any if we complain too much.

Contrary to my belief that, ‘stupid things must say but doesn’t mean must do’, I had a silly but fun yet tiring road trip with Huey to Singapore early Sunday morning. It was a boring Saturday night for us, as we sat in Heritage Hotel sipping our drink when I suddenly came up with the idea of driving to Desaru. She thought I was kidding and suggested Singapore, to have coffee and chill. Of course, nobody dares Ron to such things! 30 minutes later, I was already at her place, ready for Singapore. Had our passports, full tank of fuel, and new change of clothes but were cashless. It is somewhat stupid that all ATMs are closed after 12am. What if we needed money urgently in the wee hours? Somebody should do something about this stupid and brainless ruling. At least leave some ATMs in operation. What a fuck stupid way to deter burglary and theft! Anyway, never worry about being cashless when you have friends like Badul. Filled with cash to the brim, he’s always worried nobody want to borrow money from him. Hehehe…. He readily lent me the cash I needed.

Mind you, according to Huey, I was driving insanely fast right? I was speeding but everything was under control and wasn’t horrifying at all. I had a few close shave that’s all. Anyway we were supposed to have coffee and chill, but after all that we went thru, wouldn’t it be wasted if I didn’t show my face in Velvet? Fuck yeah, the sort of mood I’m in, Velvet’s a better choice than being in Coffee Club Express surrounded by loving couples. Made our way straight to the bar area and quickly settle ourselves down with a nice Vodka. Velvet’s nice, always packed with beautiful people. I somehow felt at home. Met this chick, Michelle, who was seated beside us, started a conversation and fuck, she had shoulders I like! Hahahaha… The night ended without an exchange of numbers though. The same went for Huey. She was approached by my American friend, Mike, for her number but she said, ‘Nooooo’. Hahahhaha… A cute American doctor asking Huey out, but she declined! I think Huey will end up marrying a Caucasian. Good la friend! Big dong dong!!

We ended our ‘exciting’ night at 5am. I have a feeling, I’m going to start clubbing in Singapore with Gan again. A little effort for too much fun sounds good. Ahhh… Velvet’s my favourite!!

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."


We often ask ourselves what is love? And very often, we get it wrong and approaches to love go haywire. Thats when you encounter bad experience with love. What people really want more than anything else is to be loved unconditionally; to be accepted for who we are, and still be loved. Sometimes we will do some crazy things, in the name of love. Love is actually the choice one makes to put someone's wishes, desires and needs above our own. Many people confuse the word love with the meaning of the word want or desire.

I have had much experiences with love. But whenever i put in the effort and whole-heartedly pour my love, it wouldn't last. No matter what and how i approach the relationship, it just wouldn't work out. So what am i suppose to do? Do i continue loving or do i stop loving and be loved instead?

My beliefs in loving a person more than she loves you is faltering. If it is to be loved, it should be both person to be at receiving ends. Well i think thats quite a difficult emotional factor to control. If to love means, being hurt and to be loved means, to hurt, how am i to search for love again?

Now that i've found love, I will not give up loving her unless its unsalvageable. I have come so far, loved so much, i've got no more fear in pursuing what i've found at last. I'll weather the storm.

With love in our lives, we are empowered beyond belief. Wow, what a statement! Hahahhaha.... People, happy searching for love!



"You can break love, but it won't die."

Wa lan, this is so freakin 'jiwang'.... can't stand myself! Muahahhahhaha....

my IQ

heh... don think i'm that far off. i'm not so stupid after all. I do not have an IQ of 130 but this shud be sufficient. Hopefully...


The Classic IQ Test
What's Your IQ?
Congratulations, Ronald!
Your IQ score is 120

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Inventive Inquisitor. You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change.

bahasa melayu as first language??????kiddin....

Its ok if u can speak malay properly but when u can't, don't even try. Direct translation suck. Hoo n me were trying out.... it was terrible, horrible, vegetable! Two bloody apek trying to malay speaking somehow cracks me up...

i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
eh saya hantar u surat elektrik lagi best
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
sudah nampak
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
hahahhaha
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
surat elektrik sudah capai
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
saya sudah berjaya menerima surat tu
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
ada banyak lor...
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
serahkan kepada saya
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
nanti saya kumpul dalam surat dan hantar dgn cara elektrik pada mu
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
hahah
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
ohyah
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
terima kasi bebanyak tu
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
mg bleh jump start kah
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
kelatch tak makan
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
oh tidak mangapa...
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
oh suda bleh
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
karang tengah buat
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
kasi botak buat
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
dia tu pakar mg/mini terbaik di JB
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
tak bolh ... nanti dia mengeluarkan kebolehan(sabo) kereta
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
hahahahhah
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
megacaukan enjin setting
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
ye la....
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
macam sial
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
alamek
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
sedang menuggu twin weber
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
suara yg power tu
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
hahhaa
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
akan datang
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
wraap wraap wraap
i'm ere for u to smack...smack me good says:
brooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Keichi Tsuychiya TM-V4 -Miss My Family- says:
saya akan balik (B RB)

I guess i shall just stick to english from now.... i do not discriminate the language but i'm just not fluent wif it! kimak betul...

different ways of sitting.... my bro Hoo, is really trying his best to be different! check out that stance of his! wat a stunner.... Judging by the picture, one must guess that he's a HUGE fella. He sent me this pic and said that whenever i needed a miracle, pray to this picture. Hehehheheh... funny fella!

gigolo

gig·o·lo ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jg-l, zhg-)
n. pl. gig·o·los
A man who has a continuing sexual relationship with and receives financial support from a woman.
A man who is hired as an escort or a dancing partner for a woman.


i was at the topic of gigolos with my collegues earlier. One question i've always pondered... wats that guy thinking? Now, i've had friends who moonlights as a high class prostitute. But guys who sell their soul and flesh... wassup man? I agree that getting paid for doing something u like is great. But by doing that means degrading oneself, losing pride and being forced to eat humble pie. Would you still do it? I wouldn't, not even for a million bucks. Imagine going down(all gigolo have to do it) on a wrinkled pussy. YUCKS.... pussy with grey hair(according to YC).

Came across this self-ad by a random guy.

Dear Girls,

I am a lonely Asian male who would like to have a girl friend. If you interested, here is my picture on the left. Am I not hot? When I was in my Indonesia, I was a gigolo!

Gigolo
A Professional Dancer or Lover who is hired as a companion by a wealthy Women.
I will not tell my age, I am very WEALTHY as you can see all the gold I am wearing. They are 100% real and not the cheap ones you see many Americans wearing. I drive a 1999 Mercedes Benz S class.

If you become my woman, I will treat you like a princess! So please email me, I will be waiting.
Lonely451@excite.com

If you would like to call me, my phone number has been removed due to prank calls!!. I live in New York City, Queens. Email, please satisfy a lonely man. Good Bye my Future woman. :)



Fucken classic! This is how a gigola sounds like even when he's looking for a girlfriend. Old habits die hard. Sigh...


think i can be one? 'BLUE STEEL' LOOK

i'm not someone...

This is me.....

i'm not someone who she wants but why does she love me? Its weird but i believe that in life it isn't about wat u want. I may not have been the greatest guy but i know i'm sincere and true. AT least i wouldn't try my best to hurt her and mess up her life. I'm willing if she,in turn, messes mine up. Its not about getting what u want.... its about appreciating what u have.

*no pun intended*

Last weekend was a blast! It wasn't good, it was great! Enjoyed myself too much that i found myself struggling at work. I had it all last weekend. Yue Chin came from Melbourne, a family dinner( at last ) and good rest. For the first time, we had a happy family dinner but with the addition of my sister's boyfriend and Yue Chin. Though it was just a simple dinner but it was one filled with warmth and joy. Seldom see my dad so chirpy... spoke a lot to yuechin. Well, mum n dad spoke a lot too. Anyway my parents like yuechin a lot and has warned me not to stray. I don't think i will. I hope yuechin was comfortable the whole time she was in JB.




Now back to work. I am suddenly lost. Lost my direction. I'm losing hope at work fast. I'm tired, exhausted and too stressed. Ultimately, its the stress thats gonna pull me down. I'm not good with stress. Studies is slowly creeping back into my head. It is the only solution. I WANT MY OPTIONS. By studying and graduating, i'll have OPTIONS. Options to go anywhere i wanna go and not stuck in a lonely world where work is the only battle i fight. I wanna fulfil my wish to work in a corporate and urban jungle. Not work for my family in a Magnesium factory in a real jungle. Metalogy is just not my cuppa tea. I need something lighter... I'm still considering and i hope to get an answer soon.